Random conversation with Jake about names

Jake: "John Smith (from Pocahontas) has 2 names; John and Smith."

Me: "Yes, and you have 2 names; Jacob Boal."

Jake: "Dad do you have 2 names?"

Me: "No i have 4 names; William Gary Walter Boal."

Jake: "Hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Dont tell your friends at work or they will laugh at you."