Triumphal Entry

By | 06:15:00 1 comment
Pastor David Dunlop drew the following comparison yesterday:

President Obama
It is striking that this past week President Obama rolled into the UK in 'The Beast'.

8 inches thick armor-plated doors, weighing the same as a cabin door on a Boeing 757 airliner.

Driver’s window: tough enough to withstand armour-glencing bullet. The only window that opens – by just three inches – allows the driver to talk to the secret service agents running alongside.

Driver’s Compartment includes standard steering wheel, but the dashboard is installed with a communication center and GPS tracking system.

The boot contains an independent oxygen supply and advanced fire-fighting system.

Defense systems include pump-action shotguns, night-vision cameras and tear-gas cannons.

Supplies of the President’s blood will also be kept on board in case he needs emergency medical treatment.

The petrol tank is amour-plated, while also being filled with specially designed foam to prevent it from exploding if the armor is penetrated.

Tyres on the limousine are Kevlar-reinforced, puncture- and shred-resistant, with special steel rims that allow the car to continue driving even if the tyre is missing.

The bodywork is made up of a combination of dual-hardness steel, aluminium, titanium and ceramic material to break up possible projectiles.

Rear Seat: Obama’s seat has an executive packages featuring desktop, laptop computer with wi-fi, state of the art satellite phone and direct line to the vice president and Pentagon.

Borrowed a donkey


Peter P said...

My car has 'go faster' stripes.

Actually it doesn't, but I wish it did!

I'd love to see Obama on a donkey. Then again, I wouldn't because of the comparissons which would be drawn.

Great post. Thanks for sharing.