We have the best tool in the world! Seriously, no matter what you need a tool for, this will do the job.
No matter what the job you can say "pass me that _ _ _ _" and it will get it done!
It is of course the "Yoke".
"Pass me that yoke!"
"You need the yoke for that"
"The yoke'll sort that out"
THE YOKE - THE BEST TOOL IN THE WORLD