Trust My Kids Not To Know Their Beard From Their Beer
Jake: "Where's my car seat?"
Babs: "In the boot, i gave Connor's dad a lift home last night"
Babs: "He had too much dirty beer & couldn't drive!"
(After pondering the last statement with a puzzled look on his face)
Jake: "So his big dirty beard might wrap around the steering wheel, is that why he couldn't drive."