Trust My Kids Not To Know Their Beard From Their Beer

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Jake: "Where's my car seat?"

Babs: "In the boot, i gave Connor's dad a lift home last night"

Jake: "Why?"

Babs: "He had too much dirty beer & couldn't drive!"

(After pondering the last statement with a puzzled look on his face)

Jake: "So his big dirty beard might wrap around the steering wheel, is that why he couldn't drive."