Book of Quotes

At work, well amongst some of us, (mainly just Tim), at work we keep a 'Book of Quotes'. This is a book in which we write down phrases or statements that people have said and which we deem worthy of the priveledge of entering this book. (Its quite selective).
Here's a selection out of it: (I've inserted 'joe' where the person does not work with us)

"I'm not a big coconut fan...unless it's coconut." Gary Boal 2-6-04

"See if I don't get onto the water, I feel as if i'm drowning." Simon Wade 3-6-04

"Prayer's not important in the summer 'cos the weather's good." Wilky 23-6-04

"Teenage boys eat loads of food...and they're skinny rascals...unless they're obese." Tim Millen 2-9-04

"You didn't see that program that was on last week, that I told you about last week, that was on this week, last night?" Gary Boal 17-9-04

"My moto in life is, 'if it's there to be eaten, eat it!'" Simon Wade 27-4-05

Joe- "are you going on holiday this year?"
Gary Boal- "aye i'm just back from Egypt."
Joe- "what were you doing?"
Gary Boal- "I was honeymoon."
Joe- "who were you with?" Conversation 14-7-05

"When you're about to do what ever it is they're about to do, whatever that is, give me a shout." Samuel Adams 18-8-05

Gary Bolton- "so what are your hobbies then?"
Joe- "Fishing"
Gary Bolton- "so what is it that you like most about fishing?"
Joe- "Catching fish"
Gary Bolton- "So where do you fish then?"
Joe- "Hillsborough"
Gary Bolton- "Is there many fish in Hillsborough lake?"
Joe- "I don't know, i've never caught any." conversation 15-8-05

"My gas cylinder lasted 2.5 years...it's like everlasting...except its not." Tim Millen 17-9-06


Someday, perhaps when the book is full of such quotes, and if there is a market, we may publish it in it's entirety, or perhaps i'll just blog the quotes I missed out here!